{"id":1099,"date":"2008-12-23T02:00:54","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T23:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2009-01-27T17:47:32","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T14:47:32","slug":"gramadomania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Gramadomania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a target=\"_blank\" title=\"300_1023\" rel=\"lightbox[pics1099]\" href=\"http:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/300_1023.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment wp-att-1100 centered\" src=\"http:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/300_1023.jpg\" alt=\"300_1023\" width=\"299\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a target=\"_blank\" title=\"300_1023\" rel=\"lightbox[pics1099]\" href=\"http:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/300_1023.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Doar ce ai intrat \u00een club. Siderat, dai un sms: \u201ceste megafull\u201c. \u201cHaide frate, te-ai g\u0103sit s\u0103 scrii acum c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m loc?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>OMG! N-ai fi intrat \u00een oala asta cu paste transpirate \u0219i fierbin\u021bi dac\u0103 \u021bi-ar fi spus cineva la intrare c\u0103 d\u0103 \u00een clocot. Te-ai \u00eentoarce din drum, dar dup\u0103 ce ai pl\u0103tit 40-60 de lei nu-\u021bi vine s\u0103 faci imediat st\u00e2nga-n prejur. A\u0219a c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i, s\u0103 te enervezi de 40-60 de lei. \u0218i te pui s\u0103 cau\u021bi loc. O ac\u021biune destul de anevoioas\u0103, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 avansezi cu bra\u021bele, ca \u00eentr-o piscin\u0103 acoperit\u0103 de peturi \u00een mi\u0219care. \u201cM-am dezobi\u0219nuit de a\u0219a ceva\u201d spune un necunscut prietenului s\u0103u, dar fix \u00een nasul t\u0103u. \u00cei sim\u021bi respira\u021bia nervoas\u0103 din cauza gr\u0103mezii \u0219i speri s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103cit. Sta\u021bi to\u021bi unul \u00eentr-altul, ca \u00eentr-un fagure, noroc c\u0103 e devreme \u0219i sunte\u021bi parfuma\u021bi. \u00cen aceast\u0103 noapte, vei fi ars cu \u021bigara de cel pu\u021bin trei ori, vei fi c\u0103lcat \u00een continuu, vei fi \u00eempins non-stop, vei face balans de la st\u00e2nga la dreapta, \u00eenainte \u0219i \u00eenapoi, de nu vei mai \u0219tii dac\u0103 e dansul, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti beat sau dac\u0103 \u00eempinge lumea.<\/p>\n<p>De c\u00e2teva ori, un cutez\u0103tor \u00ee\u0219i face loc hot\u0103r\u00e2t, c\u0103tre bar, cu av\u00e2nt \u0219i energie, te \u00eembr\u00e2nce\u0219te, te dezechilibrezi peste al\u021bi oameni, care c\u0103lc\u0103 al\u021bi oameni, ce se feresc \u0219i se lovesc de alte persoane \u00een trecere de la bar, unul scap\u0103 paharul, care se sparge, \u0219i a\u0219a se creaz\u0103 multe cioburi care nu sunt din cristal. De abia te mi\u0219ti, tem\u0103tor, \u00een centimetri t\u0103i p\u0103tra\u021bi, atent la dute-vino, ca nu cumva s\u0103 te r\u0103ne\u0219ti. Nu sari \u00een sus, de fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu se ocupe locul sub tine. Nu pleci din buc\u0103\u021bica c\u00e2\u0219tigat\u0103 dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta timp storcit \u00een gr\u0103mad\u0103 dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 \u021bi-e sete de mori sau faci pe tine. Dar, de obicei, cum nu ajungi la bar s\u0103 bei &#8211; dureaz\u0103 \u00eentre 15 \u0219i 25 de minute &#8211; nu vrei nici la toalet\u0103. Acesta stil de organizare se numeste \u2026 \u201cde la sine\u201d. Ca ni\u0219te sobolani, dansa\u021bi to\u021bi cu m\u00e2inile la barb\u0103 \u0219i da\u021bi doar din cap, sacadat. \u0218obol\u0103neal\u0103. A\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 intre invitatul pentru c\u0103, la o or\u0103 maximum, \u00eencepe s\u0103 plece din lume. R\u00e2zi ca Harap Alb, c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 intre DJ-ul, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd ca s\u0103 mai plece din lume!<\/p>\n<p>Garderoba este doldora de locuri goale pentru umera\u0219e &#8211; r\u00e2ndurile de bare sunt t\u0103iate \u00eentre ele de alte r\u00e2nduri de bare. Ele nu se folosesc \u00eens\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u201cnu suntem ca la \u021bigani\u201d. De fapt, exist\u0103 mereu cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2teva umera\u0219e dosite, p\u0103strate pentru \u0219pag\u0103. Dac\u0103 pe vremuri d\u0103deai 2 lei, acum, \u00een situa\u021bii de criz\u0103, c\u00e2nd sunte\u021bi 10, po\u021bi scoate din buzunar, pentru un singur umera\u0219, \u0219i 20 de lei. Dup\u0103 care cape\u021bi aprecierea garderobierului, plus un z\u00e2mbet, un lucru foarte scump \u0219i greu de c\u00e2\u0219tigat: \u201cDac\u0103 ar pune toata lumea ca voi 10 geci pe un umera\u0219, ar fi loc!\u201d. S\u0103 mori tu! De fapt, la garderob\u0103 nu este niciodat\u0103 loc pentru c\u0103 l\u0103comia organizatorilor de petreceri umple clubul peste capacitatea real\u0103; de exemplu, \u00een loc de maximum 1500 de persoane, 2500 de transpira\u021bi care mustesc \u00een suc propriu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen toate cluburile din afar\u0103 se st\u0103 la coad\u0103, la noi e toata lumea gr\u0103mad\u0103. Probabil c\u0103, din punctul de vedere al unui organizator de petreceri din afar\u0103, o coad\u0103 la intrare este o onoare. Pe c\u00e2nd la noi, doar dac\u0103 este megafull e \u201ctare\u201d\u2026 din punctul de vedere al v\u00e2nz\u0103rii biletelor la intrare.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>published in FHM<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doar ce ai intrat \u00een club. Siderat, dai un sms: \u201ceste megafull\u201c. \u201cHaide frate, te-ai g\u0103sit s\u0103 scrii acum c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m loc?\u201d. OMG! N-ai fi intrat \u00een oala asta cu paste transpirate \u0219i fierbin\u021bi dac\u0103 \u021bi-ar fi spus cineva la intrare c\u0103 d\u0103 \u00een clocot. Te-ai \u00eentoarce din drum, dar dup\u0103 ce ai [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dezbateri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}