{"id":4457,"date":"2011-08-10T11:51:47","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T08:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/?p=4457"},"modified":"2011-08-10T11:51:47","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T08:51:47","slug":"the-mission-2011-intri-om-iesi-brand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freshgoodminimal.ro\/?p=4457","title":{"rendered":"The Mission 2011. Intri om, ie\u015fi brand."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cam 3 000 de oameni attending<\/em> pe facebook iar \u00een pres\u0103 zvonuri de vreo 50.000 (?), a\u015fa c\u0103 prevedeam o plaj\u0103 care s\u0103 geam\u0103 de lume. Nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2\u0163i au fost p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, dar am socotit c\u00e2te un poli\u0163ist la 20 de cet\u0103\u0163eni, respectivele organe de ordine fiind toate \u00eembr\u0103cate civil, adic\u0103 ieftin, de var\u0103, a\u015fa cum se cade unor p\u0103zitori de turm\u0103 \u00een exerci\u0163iul func\u0163iunii. Dup\u0103 controlul v\u00e2rstei, bagajelor \u015fi biletelor de la poart\u0103, intr\u0103m \u00een spa\u0163iul The Mission unde ne \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ri, prezervative, gum\u0103 de mestecat, cartele Orange \u015fi be\u0163e fosforescente. Moca. Ce mai, bucuria copiilor de peste 18 ani! Zburd\u0103m ferici\u0163i pe plaj\u0103, ne umplem buzunarele cu gum\u0103 \u015fi prezervative \u015fi c\u0103ut\u0103m din ochi o bere. C\u00e2t vezi cu ochii, agen\u0163i de securitate, firme luminoase de branduri \u015fi ghi\u015fee cu jetoane. Dou\u0103 jetoane minim, 10 ron(i), echivalentul a dou\u0103 draght-uri Ursus. Alternativa: Redd\u2019s. De m\u00e2ncare \u00een tot perimetrul: Pringles \u015fi Finlandia.<\/p>\n

Faptul c\u0103 nu fumez Marlboro (and co) a fost de la bun \u00eenceput o chestie anti-establishment<\/em>, drept pentru care mi-am luat un trip obligatoriu de film de ac\u0163iune categoria b. Din momentul \u00een care eu \u015fi Vica Veronica ne-am a\u015fezat pe nisip \u015fi ne-am aprins \u0163ig\u0103rile din tutun rulat, ne-am trezit cu doi b\u0103rba\u0163i blonzi evident culturi\u015fti (p\u00e2n\u0103 aici, porno, mi-am zis), care s-au aplecat pe vine \u00een fa\u0163a noastr\u0103 \u015fi ne-au zis pe dubl\u0103 voce: \u201dBun\u0103 seara, ce fuma\u0163i? Poli\u0163ia!\u201d (tot porno \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 aici, dar parc\u0103 prea de ni\u015f\u0103). Am dat instinctiv s\u0103 ridic m\u00e2inile \u00een aer, dar nu ca s\u0103-i r\u0103spund lui Van Dyck care \u0163ipa \u00een spate Put your hands up in the air<\/em>, ci pentru c\u0103 am v\u0103zut prea multe filme americane cu faza asta. Busted. Explic c\u0103 e tutun unguresc cu arom\u0103 de prune uscate. Nu m\u0103 crede. \u00cei dau s\u0103 miroasa. Deschid pachetul. \u00cei propun s\u0103-i rulez o \u0163igar\u0103 pe loc, ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u0103 nu m\u0103 dau drept cine nu sunt. Nu vrea. Miroase doar pachetul \u00een interior (m\u0103 \u00eentreb unde erau c\u00e2inii, dar b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 dac\u0103 lucrezi sub acoperire n-ai cum s\u0103 nu ba\u0163i la ochi cu ditamai c\u00e2inele anti-drog \u015fi anti-fun<\/em>) \u015fi mi se uit\u0103 drept \u00een pupil\u0103 ca s\u0103 verifice c\u00e2t de drogat\u0103 sunt de fapt, apoi \u00eei spune celuilalt poli\u0163ist sub acoperire \u201dGata, hai\u201d<\/em>. Cel\u0103lalt protesteaz\u0103 \u00een timp ce o \u00eentreab\u0103 obsesiv pe Vica Veronica \u201dDe ce-ai f\u0103cut-o? De ce-ai f\u0103cut-o?\u201d. Nu eram preg\u0103tit\u0103 s\u0103 execut saltul de la film categoria b la teatru absurd, dar m-am str\u0103duit s\u0103 \u0163in pasul \u015fi am t\u0103cut m\u00e2lc. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam \u2013 trebuie s\u0103 fie o manifestare patriotic\u0103 de vreun fel \u00eentrebarea asta. Poate omul e scandalizat c\u0103 fum\u0103m tutun unguresc \u00een loc de Carpa\u0163i sau tutun \u00een loc de Marlboro, naiba \u015ftie, fanatici sunt peste tot, nu \u015ftii cum dai peste unul care lucreaz\u0103 \u00een Poli\u0163ie. Filmul n-a mai durat mult pentru c\u0103 \u00een timp ce eu \u00eencercam s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg ce mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, cei doi s-au hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u00een unanimitate s\u0103 plece, mul\u0163umi\u0163i c\u0103 \u015fi-au f\u0103cut datoria \u015fi c\u0103 au fost vi-gi-len\u0163i \u00een fa\u0163a viciilor care pun \u00een pericol via\u0163a \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103tatea tineretului rom\u00e2n. De unde am tras concluzia c\u0103: 1)e ok s\u0103 fumezi Marlboro dar iarb\u0103 nu, 2) nu conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2t e\u015fti de pa\u015fnic, poli\u0163ia vegheaz\u0103 \u015fi te poate aresta \u015fi preventiv, pe motiv de comportament suspect , 3) exist\u0103 \u015fi poli\u0163i\u015fti fr\u0103m\u00e2nta\u0163i de motiva\u0163ii nobile care atunci c\u00e2nd te prind c\u0103 ai c\u0103lcat str\u00e2mb, \u00ee\u0163i mai trag \u015fi un perdaf p\u0103rintesc de con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi te trimit \u00een camera ta ca s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti la \u201ede ce-ai f\u0103cut-o\u201d.<\/p>\n

Acela\u015fi vibe de zel incon\u015ftient \u015fi agresiv \u015fi la agen\u0163ii de securitate de la ie\u015fire. Care agen\u0163i ne-au comunicat cu un ton plictisit \u015fi o privire blank<\/em> c\u0103 ceea ce ne spusese un coleg de-al lor de l\u00e2ng\u0103 standul Ursus (sic!) e fals, ceea ce \u00eensemna c\u0103 nu puteam ie\u015fi din perimetrul concertului nici p\u00e2n\u0103 la ma\u015fina din parcare, nici \u00een alt\u0103 parte, nici doua minute, nici doua ore sau dac\u0103 ie\u015fim, nu putem intra \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n

Chiar dac\u0103 am biletul?<\/em><\/p>\n

Chiar dac\u0103 ai biletul.<\/em><\/p>\n

Chiar dac\u0103 \u00eemi pune\u0163i o \u015ftampil\u0103?<\/em><\/p>\n

N-am \u015ftampil\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n

O br\u0103\u0163ar\u0103?<\/em><\/p>\n

N-am br\u0103\u0163ar\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n

Un inel kinder?<\/em><\/p>\n

E\u015fti impertinent\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n

Buletinul?<\/em><\/p>\n

Nu.<\/em><\/p>\n

Regula e regul\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 am l\u0103sat-o balt\u0103. Drept pentru care mi-au \u0163inut de cald \u015fi de foame Ursus, Pringles, Marlboro, Entran, Orange \u015fi Coca-Cola. \u015ei ni\u015fte ecrane uria\u015fe care proiectau acelea\u015fi trei, patru reclame non stop sub reflectoarele orbitoare care te b\u0103gau \u00een senza\u0163ia de space ship<\/em>. Basul din boxe ad\u0103uga un ritm retard la mi\u015fcarea repetitiv\u0103 a mul\u0163imii care se leg\u0103na t\u00e2mp \u015fi care din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai f\u0103cea flash-uri cu tot felul de gadgeturi pentru momente Kodak. Ei bine, dup\u0103 \u0219ase ore de a\u015fa ceva, cred \u015fi eu c\u0103 ie\u015fi din lag\u0103rul branduit \u015fi strigi: Marlboro! Pringles! Entran! Ursus! Finlandia! Orange! Coca-Cola! Paul van Dick!<\/em> Noi a\u015fa am f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

P.S. Din c\u00e2te \u015ftiam, \u201cThe Mission\u201d const\u0103 \u00een Spune nu t\u0103ierii p\u0103durii din Retezat<\/em>, dar n-am v\u0103zut nici m\u0103car un flyer despre asta. ..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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